Airline Staff as Thieves

I was on a plane last week, when I got off I realised that I have left my Sony PSP in the seat pocket, of course I am an idiot, anyway, I went straight to the Customer Services desk and told them what I had done, it had been no more than 5 minutes since I got off the plane, I was also the last but one passenger to get off.

Anyway, I bet you can guess, when they checked the seat pocket.... well nothing was there, what a surprise, I bet that's made a nice present for somebody, stealing bastards.

British Gas

I watched with interest the new British Gas advert, stating its the only energy supplier who has cuts its bills twice..... Well for a start they needed to as they were about the most expensive, but call me cynical, what a good time of the year to cut Gas and Electricity costs, in the summer, the time when it will hit them the least... I wonder if they will go back up again as the weather turns cold and the day get darker.

Funny Things Kids Say

I know this is suppose to be a ranting blog, but over the weekend my daughter who is about to celebrate her 3rd birthday came out with some classic one liners.

We were watching the Moto GP bike racing on TV, she looked at me and said... Daddy they need cars... pointing at the world class bike racers on TV

Following on, later that day we went to an historic car festival at Harewood House, all these lovely cars are on display, we walked up to this old Jag, the owner had the bonnet up so that we could see that fateful V8 in it, my daughter walked up to the owner, looked him straight in the eye and said..... I'm sorry you car is broken, it needs a new battery, Daddy can fix it for you.

And some things you don't want to hear, Daddy, I've done a Poo.... its a smelly sticky one.... can you change my nappy please.