Beer

Now being a full bodied (aka Fat) bloke, the last thing in the world I should be ranting about is beer, but I feel time has come to put an end to it.

Over the years I have been drunk, very drunk and like most people I have been so pissed I can't even stand up or remember what has happened, but with the advent of modern technology, there is nowhere to hide from the terrors of alcohol and it seems that while you try your best to avoid those embarrassing moments, modern technology seems to get you and reminds you forever of the stupid things you have done while being pissed as with Patrick & John .... oh dear.