Perfect Deodorant

I've just taken the kids to the local swimming pool, afterwards I had a shower, in fact as the wife had 2 kids to dress I spent at least 15 minutes in the excellent showers at the pool.

So tell me, why as I write this, do I still stink of chlorine (or whatever stuff they put in the pool), I mean, 15 minutes of cleaning and it still doesn't get rid of the smell, if you could make chlorine smell nice and bottle it, it would be the perfect deodorant as it never fades and even lasts through showers !